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  • Name: Ape
  • Age: 22
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: UK
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Thank you Shen for the marvellous scroll.

The Question

Can I be Arthur?

It Must Be Bunnies

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The Beginning


In a small kingdom far, far away across oceans and land, just beyond the horizon. In the darkness of the longest night of the year, the bitter winter wind howled in displeasure as a female child born out of wedlock screamed her entrance into this brutal world.

The years went by, the world grew more brutal, the nights darker, and the girl older.

Now the girl no longer is, but in her place stands a woman with a mission. A mission to change the world one post at a time.

My name is Ape. Will you help me continue this story by turning brutality into honesty and darkness into humour? Then post alongside me my friend, and before we know it, we will have formed the world to our liking.


Quote of the Now

If there is a fate worse than death,
it is obscurity.


Moving Pictures and a Little Sound

Oh no you saidnt

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    gravitystar

    User Infostatus online56 Kudos

    05/11/08

    Lol...Yes I am more likely to recognize Star Wars ones...but throw me a coulpe of Rocky Horror ones and we'll see if I gte anywhere with them

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  2. 05/11/08

    I think its time to start the battle...ill have your back man!
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    gravitystar

    User Infostatus online56 Kudos

    05/10/08

    So you're gonna start throwing Star Wars at me now huh?
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    05/11/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    It's that or Rocky Horror references, and I'm thinking you'll recognise the Star Wars ones better. :D
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    gravitystar

    User Infostatus online56 Kudos

    05/09/08

    Ah I see. Makes sense. People would start to get confused I suppose.

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    05/09/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Mhm. Chaos lead to confusion. Confusion leads to anxiety. Anxiety leads to fear. Fear leads to hatred. And once we're at hatred we all become Sith Lords and the world is doomed.
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    gravitystar

    User Infostatus online56 Kudos

    05/09/08

    Ah I see...musta been that then. It inspired me without me even knowing it existed.
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    05/09/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Mhm. It works best that way. Besides if I take it out too often people will start thinking I'm a nice person, and we wouldn't want that to happen. Might cause chaos.
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    gravitystar

    User Infostatus online56 Kudos

    05/09/08

    Not the video. But charming personality? What is this you speak of?
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    05/09/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Oh, I do have one. I just don't take it out of the closet very often.
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    gravitystar

    User Infostatus online56 Kudos

    05/09/08

    I give you kudos...not sure why but I give it anyway :P

    05/09/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Was it because of my lovely Israelian music video? Or my charming personality?
  8. 05/08/08

    Lol that would be fun, heres something less blush-y

    Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
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    05/09/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    I'm eagerly anticipating the gift from my friend, she's got me a book of nothing but pick-up lines. Unfortunately they're all in Swedish, but...

    Hej kexet, står du här och smular?

    Try beating that!
  9. 05/06/08

    Well this is all true. Maybe we can change the line to "I have many skills and many toys" :P

    Did that one make you blush? :P
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    05/07/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    I think I'm just going to have to rename you guyses to "The Ladies of Instant Blushing". It's probably a good thing I didn't have more time to spend with you cause I'm thinking I would have fainted from all the rushing of blood to my cheeks.

    I'm now very tempted to test the "many skills and toys" in reality. However I've got a feeling it will only get me smacked, and not in a good way.
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    twinkletoes87

    User Infostatus offline170 Kudos

    05/06/08

    Hey you know they have a midlands Xenafest lady called Lara, I'll mail her and let you know. Next one is in August me thinks..

    And Jolly what can I say I'm a direct girl :) next time I'll leave it 6 mins deal?

    -man hug-
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    05/07/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    That does sound like a plan. Cause even though travelling is expensive, it's really not that expensive so it would be fun to see people again. For more than 5 minutes.

    6 minutes huh? I guess I'll have to try and work up a defence against the blushing. Try and push it to 10 minutes.
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