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  • Name: Ape
  • Age: 22
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: UK
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Thank you Shen for the marvellous scroll.

The Question

Can I be Arthur?

It Must Be Bunnies

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The Beginning


In a small kingdom far, far away across oceans and land, just beyond the horizon. In the darkness of the longest night of the year, the bitter winter wind howled in displeasure as a female child born out of wedlock screamed her entrance into this brutal world.

The years went by, the world grew more brutal, the nights darker, and the girl older.

Now the girl no longer is, but in her place stands a woman with a mission. A mission to change the world one post at a time.

My name is Ape. Will you help me continue this story by turning brutality into honesty and darkness into humour? Then post alongside me my friend, and before we know it, we will have formed the world to our liking.


Quote of the Now

Too many people think of standardized tests as cruel exercises in futility, as the oppressive instruments of a faceless societal machine.
People who think this way usually don't do very well on these tests.



Written



Disclaimer: Characters belong to Renaissance Pictures. Unfortunately they never took 'em for a proper spin. Therefore I took it upon myself to give them a little more oompf.

Moving Pictures and a Little Sound

Oh no you saidnt

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  1. 06/25/08


    What the frakkety frak?!



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    06/25/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Granted my head is screwed with from studying theory all day, but look at it:

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    He's scaring me with his dubious arm/hand movements. And look at his face, he knows he's not supposed to do it, but...

    Someone have mercy on my warped perception this evening.


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    piper77

    User Infostatus offline257 Kudos

    06/25/08

    thanks! glad you like it! :)

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  3. 06/24/08


    The avatar... I love it. image

    By the way, I tried to post a picture here before and I couldn't figure out why until yesterday. I think I dragged it into another window and screwed up the URL. image

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    Something for you to stare at.

    06/25/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    You can post screwed up urls as many times as you want if the end result is such lovely eye-candy. The top hat, the tux, the smoke, the attitude -- icon love.

    *strokes pretty icon*

    Thank you :)

    (completely unrelated, but -- dear gods, I think I've found a masturbating smiley; image )
  4. 06/22/08

    Oooooo! That is a very oogie, disturbing image! Sorry love. I think we'll both have nightmares now.

    Dayum my little dawg.image



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  5. 06/22/08

    image I just *knew* you would come back with a great reply! Will you lick my face??

    Hey, I'm thinking he was an original member of the Village People. Pretty DEVI-ish, donchya think?


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    06/22/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Sure, I'll lick anything at least once. I have adventurous taste buds.

    Thanks to you, I now have the most horrific mental images of Eli in a hard-hat and a tool belt. Very disturbing. Damn you and your little dog to!

    And I'm glad I didn't disappoint. :D
  6. 06/21/08

    ELI! Puh-lease....save me!

    Yew ain't like no DEVI or sumpin', is ya?
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    06/22/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    I'm fighting a sudden urge to go around licking peoples' faces, so perhaps a little.

    But I'm also a fan of pre-prophet Eli. I liked the concept of him as a hustler with an attitude. Before all the love stuff.
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    tinka182

    User Infostatus offline217 Kudos

    06/21/08

    Waiting for Guffman is awesome! lmfao. thnx 4 the heads up!
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    lovedust

    User Infostatus offline146 Kudos

    06/10/08

    Aww, thank you :)
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  9. 06/10/08


    Random fantabulousness for you:

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  10. 06/07/08

    Yes indeedy, I adore Nutty's new avatar. We had a "discussion" about this on TX. It's too cute for words. Cool avatars should rule the world. I mean, that's better than what's currently ruling the world, yes? image


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    06/07/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Yes. A very big yes. Lets replace greed and fear with spiffy looking icons. Then it really would be a wonderful world.
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